The ‘dad bod’ is the hottest new trend in the world of the male physique.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is something undeniably hot about fathers. I don’t know if it is a biological thing (since fathers have proven that their sperm are excellent swimmers), or an unattainability thing since a lot of fathers have a marriage to go with their children, but something about dads has always been a turn on.
Dad bods, on the other hand, have not always been a turn on. A ‘dad bod’ is the body of a man who was once really physically fit, but has since let himself go and packed on a little weight. Dad bods aren’t unattractive by any means, but never before have they actually been preferable to a well-cut figure. Allow me to explain.
Dad bods are officially a thing, because women who have children have been through the hardest thing life has to offer (childbirth), and survived. They no longer want a vain, egotistical asshole who may or may not text them. Women with children want men who care more about them and the children than 6 pack abs. Women also want men who won’t make them feel insecure about their own bodies, and it’s a proven fact that snuggling with a ‘dad bod’ is much better than trying to melt into a body-builder that feels like a sack of cinderblocks.
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This trend also applies to single women, because its nice to know what the future holds, and a guy with a dad bod isn’t really hiding from his eventual body, or a twelve-pack of beer either.
If you don’t believe me that the ‘dad bod’ is a thing, ask yourself this: Would you rather screw a guy who is probably going to spend the whole time looking in the mirror and kissing his own biceps, or a guy who is comfortable in his own skin, attentive to your needs, and familiar enough with an oyster dinner to know his way around your clitoris?
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