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The End of Cohabitation Towel Confusion, As We Know It.

Written by Ashley

Dick Fan? BUTT Fan? These towels will give you guidance.

Sure, I’ll admit it. If you were to walk into my bathroom right now, you would find my go-to cold weather towel.  A nice, limp, white  Dick Towel It’s thin without being wimpy, to give me a satisfied outcome, when I get all wet every morning. And sometimes at night. Twice on Sundays.

I’ll also admit that, for cohabitation needs, this towel set is slightly more appropriate, a tad more gender specific — unless you’re that couple that differentiates towels by BUTT or Dick Towel ethnicity,  and 75% tasteful enough to hang on the clothesline – possibly alleviating the neighbors awkwardly avoiding eye contact with you at all costs while in the elevator.

[TACT TOWEL  $40 for one // $60 for pair  SHOP]

About the author

Ashley

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.