Even though I don’t have any nuggets myself yet, I suspect one of the greatest things about birthing a child is the opportunity to act like one yourself again. Am I right parents, or am I right!? Now, if that means catapulting my body down a 15 foot long slip and slide and soaring through a gator’s mouth into a pool of water, that’s totally cool with me. If that also means purchasing one of these ridiculous floats for my pool (which yes, I’m absolutely going to have), well then, my poor hubby will just have to deal. Psh, who am I kidding, he’ll probs love it too!
Anyway, without further adieu, here are the most ridiculous pool toys we could find online.
Yeah, sure…I’ll probably have a pool big enough to fit this thing.
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It’s never too soon to start teaching the kiddies a thing or two about gambling…
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Stop looking at me swan!!! (Sorry had to include this one)
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