To start the night off right, I want to treat you to another high-light from seasons past: the MILF-weed song.
“I killed Pilar with a croquet-mallet by the pool.” Sort of like Col. Mustard in the library with the candlestick.
How do you make hash.
OMG the opening Weeds image is a VAJAZZLING!!
photo via Fleshbot
I’m glad someone’s speaking truth here, Nancy never was a very good drug dealer. I mean, maybe for a hot moment here and there, but never sustainably.
Okay, the spanking machine? Really? At least it wasn’t a circle-jerk.
Funny how certain shots of the college where Silas is prowling for chicks looks much the same as shots from the community college in season two. But nevermind that. Coincidence, surely.
Only Doug Wilson could ever say “Betty White isn’t as cool as everyone thinks” and get away with it.
Silas discovers the wide, wild world of coeducation. And his new sex-partner is vajazzled as well. It’s Vajazzlings for everyone!
“Don’t be fooled by the hair. This is a capitalist enterprise.”
What is Shane doing teaching these moms about kegels? Talking out of his ass, apparently.
Suscio still has a thing for animals. Remember when Shane killed his teacher’s parrot in season 4?
Andy: What’s that little girl trying to do?
Nancy: That’s not a little girl, it’s a boy.
Andy: Oh, he’s trying to blow himself.
Isn’t that kid only about 7?
“Jason is …Jason was formerly a lecturer at a well respected college . . .” means that he is now re-employed at that institution.
It should read, “Jason is a former lecturer . . .”, or, simply, “Jason was a lecturer . . .”
When properly using the verb tenses, it is unnecessary to say, “Now, he is . . .” Try “He is running a fashion empire . . .”.