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The Nipple Bra

Written by Bryce

Nipple Bra Alert: In the event that your weekday afternoon is feeling a little drab, I’d like to present you with a little something (okay, a couple little somethings) to, um, “perk” you up.

I mean, this is what every self-respecting flat-nippled lady and tranny alike needs. Right? Forget modesty, forget the thousands of dollars I think I’ve personally spent on lightly-lined cotton bras to PREVENT the occurrence of nipplage, we should all just dive head first into these $2,000 Canadian nipple bras.

At least Canada gave us Joe Fresh and Elizabeth Grant.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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