Lately, and I think it’s inspired by all the Jersey Shore madness and probably by my own non-stop attacks on Long Island, we’ve been getting a lot of emails from guys saying things like “hey, how do they even get their hair like that anyway? It’s kind of impressive, actually.” And although I hate to admit it, the hair is impressive. It takes dedication and skill. And you can’t just be any old schmuck to master it, you need to be one with a budget for superior hair products and the luxury of time because it takes close to half an hour to perfect this look.
People, it doesn’t get much clearer than all this. If you want the perfect blowout at home, you just need a few simple products (as recommended by Pauly D.), about 25 minutes, and a complete willingness to inhale toxic chemicals in large amounts.
