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Things I love About Asians

Written by Bryce

Top 10 Things I love About Asians:

  1. They make great doctors
  2. They can find a way to artfully prepare anything that has ever lived in the sea
  3. They have fantastic hair
  4. Their cartoons are gorgeous
  5. Their cars (unless they’re being recalled) have a high resale values
  6. Their “everything is better with Hello Kitty” attitude
  7. Chopsticks
  8. Silk
  9. Soy sauce
  10. Ability to combine seafood with sex.  See below.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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