Everyone’s least favorite ironic, tragically hip subculture has had quite the week!
A new Tumblr, Look At This Fucking Hipster, calls attention to… well… some pretty shameful displays of money poorly spent at Salvation Army.
Why?
One of our own took a walk on the dark side this weekend. I was having trouble deciding what to get Bryce’s offspring for his birthday, but I’m going with the Animal Collective album on vinyl.
Ex-Jew, Born Again Hipster
Coachella was this weekend, and you know what that means: people who don’t have or need jobs flock to Indio, CA; while people who do have jobs cry and don’t take time off because that’s how you get fired. Or maybe that’s just me. Anyway, Sir Paul was there headlining, as well as Franz Ferdinand, M.I.A, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and a bunch of other bands that I like. Can you tell I’m bitter?
And if you haven’t heard about confidence trick Kari Farrell yet, Google her yourself. I’ll say this: She’s wanted in Utah, she pretends to have cancer sometimes, she steals money and sex from people, and she got hired by Vice magazine for like, 3 days before they Google’d her and found out she was wanted in Utah. And she may have sucked your hipster boyfriend’s dick through the zipper of his skinny jeans, one time, by accident. Or on purpose. Check it out.
that’s my kid!!!