Top 5 Suckiest Movie Christmas Gifts of all Time

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

These gifts rule.

Everyone’s always yapping on and on about all the awesome shit you should buy for Christmas (myself included), but no one’s speaking up about the gifts that suck. You know, like the highly inappropriate “toys” your weird Aunt Sally continues to insist on buying you, or the heinous holiday sweaters your sweet old granny still thinks are so adorable. Blahhh, gag me! We count down the top 5 suckiest movie Xmas gifts of all time!!!

5. A bloody wooden pickle from the fat kid in Bad Santa. Hey, he tried.

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4. Grandma’s spiritual gifts of more bjs and hjs for her man in Four Christmases.

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3. “The gift that keeps on giving,” from Christmas Vacation. Clark Griswold gets a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club instead of a holiday bonus.

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2. Ralphie’s pink bunny suit snuggie from A Christmas Story. We probably would’ve shot our eye out too if we got this gift.

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1. Getting fired on Christmas in Scrooged. #bahumbug

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About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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