1. You are never sluttier than when you are young (besides when you go through that crisis at 30-years-old when you realize there are so many more genitals you want to experience). Vacation sex is perfect because you never have to see the person again. You don’t even have to send a “Surprise, I got an abortion” card because you probably won’t know how to correctly address the letter.
2. Vacationships and flings are the most romantic relationships. Why? Because they have an expiration date. If you find the love of your life on a vacation, it will make an amazing story to tell your grandkids. If you don’t, you get to experience a little taste of love without the after-effects of a broken heart.
3. You should have as many adventures as you can before you settle down and start a family. It just makes it more complicated when you have kids hanging from both your nipples. Go out and explore the world so you can be 100% sure that you have found your place in it before you anchor yourself down in any way.
4. When you are young, your mistakes aren’t held against you. There is a certain lack of accountability that comes with youth. People expect you to make mistakes. So make them in other countries! *except Turkey, anywhere in the Middle East, Cuba, or North Korea.
5. You may never come home. When you are young, your life can go in any direction. You owe it to yourself to explore all those directions. The truth is that when you are young you think you have your whole life planned out, but you really have no idea. You might as well entertain every option, because your life could lead down a path that you never even knew existed.
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