I wouldn’t say that I am afraid of heights, but I would say that on more than one occasion I have been high enough in the sky to pee in my pants. This is the view from the skyscraper Burjkhalifa, in Dubai.
The skyscraper is 163 floors, and looks out over the rest of the smaller, more insignificant skyscrapers with condescension. I think it probably has an inferiority complex.
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