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Ultimate Money Saver: A Toilet Paper Wedding Dress

Written by Gary

One of the reasons I am not super mad that gays can’t get married is because weddings are so damn expensive! Brides spend hundreds of hours obsessing about throwing the perfect party with the perfect dress, only to end up with man that farts in his sleep, screws his secretary after work, and refuses to shave his sack. Spending thousands of dollars on a wedding only to end up dumpy and pregnant seems a little counter-intuitive to me. My favorite brides are the ones that don’t take it too seriously. They just want to create a memorable moment, and be surrounded by their loved ones. Creating a dress out of toilet paper is certainly memorable, and if one of your bridesmaids gets the shits, you can just rip off part of your train and go about your nuptials.

Just make sure your coordinate your wedding with your period.

The photos used are from the 8th annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest held by Cheap Chic Wedding.

 

About the author

Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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