A blogger attempted to make vagina yeast bread. Apocalypse now.
I am absolutely horrified to be writing this. If you could see my face right now, you would think I was getting anally penetrated by a cheese grater, which isn’t even as horrifying to me as vagina yeast bread.
Feminist blogger Zoe Stavri (@stavvers) recently got thrush, and decided to use it to try and make sourdough bread. Most sourdough bread recipes call for microscopic fungus to help with leavening, but I hardly think any of them expect that fungus to come from a vadge. And dudes don’t need to worry about getting left out here, yeast infections in men exist, too.
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Stavri live-tweeted the experience and took photos of the whole thing. If this doesn’t make you wish for the apocalypse, I don’t know what will. Some chefs chimed in and said ‘yeast is yeast’, which gave her more confidence. She plans to periodically update the world on her bread experiment. As grossed out as I am, I also really want to know if this works. But I can tell you that if it does, I will never look at Panera Bread the same way again.
