Want To Get Frisked?!

Written by Emily

Oh that?! It’s just my girlfriend. In my suitcase.

If you ever wanted a sure fire way to get pulled aside at the airport, these Suitcase Stickers are the way to do it.  With options like a coke mule, stewardess rapist, and an exact replica of my suitcase, it’s a guaranteed way to get you noticed!  Happy traveling!


About the author


a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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