HEY! You Suck At Parking

Written by Emily

Ever wish you could let that crappy driver know how you feel?!

How many times have you been out looking for a place to park and you see some major douche take up two places or worse??  Probably more times than you care to remember.  This card (which I plan to be making today) pretty much explains it all while leaving you anonymous.


I’m thinking about making these cards for people that:

  • Drive in the fast lane and refuse to drive the speed limit
  • Pronounce diabetes “die-a-beetus”
  • Watch Two and a Half Men and like it
  • Enjoy the music of Nickleback

Thanks to Melody for this, I’m giving you a shoutout for basically stealing it from your Facebook.

About the author


a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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