Did you know humpback whales can shoot rainbows from their blowholes?
Humpback whales are my favorite type of whale. I know it’s strange that a gay guy would have a favorite kind of whale since they are all so overweight, but I am not the kind of guy that discriminates based on that criteria. Besides, I don’t care what you look like, if you can shoot rainbows out of any of your holes, you are a friend to the gays for life.
Photographer Mark Girardeau was able to capture this awesomely gay phenomenon by flying a drone over the coast of Newport Beach, California.
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This video basically proves that humpback whales are the unicorns of the sea. Narwhals can go ahead and take a seat in the back row.