Dear Middle of the Country,
While I understand that you have a sincere need for entertainment and would like to celebrate the upcoming marriage of your beloved male family member, I don’t think it’s necessary to make his bachelor party a family event. The word “trash” comes to mind.
Sincerely,
Bryce A. Gruber, expert on this crap
“Hold my kid for a minute, I want to get a lap dance.”
If you can afford a stripper you can afford a sitter.
I love you Uncle Haywood. You crazy bastard!
Ah come on… they didn’t hire her, that’s cousin Sybil!
also, note the large and in charge woman in the back with the shiny red satin shirt. classic.
I am speechless… wow. Thats just nasty…