A question for the ages, it is– or at least it will be, once someone musters up the giveaf*ck to purchase the diaper fetish film Suleman shot in her LA home. You know, her LA home. Where she lives with her fourteen kids and her mother.
I know what you’re thinking. Who the f*ck is Nadya Suleman? I had almost forgotten myself. I was actually sitting in my office whistling “Where Have All the Famewhores Gone” when TMZ, beacon of journalistic integrity and pillar of inspiration, posted that the beloved Octomom was shopping around a diaper fetish video.
Octomom’s unnamed co-star dons a bonnet and a diaper, while Suleman dresses in her Slutsday Best and cracks the dude with a whip until welts form on his back.
A word of advice, Octomom: quit the postpartum retardation and put your milky tits away. Take care of your herd of children, who will probably never have their own bonnets and diapers because Octomomma’s a broke bitch. If you wanted to capitalize on the whole “Angelina Jolie, heroin-addled, Vaseline-faced doppelgänger” thing, the year to do so was 2009 when your coattail riding was still relevant.
[via TMZ]
