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Why Can’t I Live in Oregon?

Written by Ashley

A C-String Love Letter.

…so that I can purchase a C-String in a real store? Oh, C-String… why aren’t you near my home, and my crotch?

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For now, I’ll just have to buy you online to alleviate my pesky panty-line problems. I very rarely feel as though my crotch has enough stuff all up in it, so I’m happy to use your kind-of undies to ‘fill my void’ and ‘keep me covered’ under my clothing.  Lets just hope my sundress doesn’t fly up to expose any unsightly boy-shorts, until I can be free as a bird in my c-string.

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Waiting longingly (with panty-lines) for your arrival to NYC <3



About the author


a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

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