If I was forced to hold a tacky Louis Vuitton bag and a coat, I would be miserable too. I’m pretty sure this is a Zara so he really should be making the best out of bad situation.
Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.