I can’t help but wonder why no one mentioned the Spring Penis Festival to me when I was in Japan. I feel like the whole country was hiding this fabulous secret from me. Apparently every March 15th hoardes of people (men, women, and children) get together to celebrate fertility by parading around in penis-mobiles, wearing cock masks, eating penis-shaped loaves of bread, and varied other schlongerific activities. Photo evidence below.
