ENTERTAINMENT Nightlife

Why Wasn’t I Invited?

Written by Bryce

I can’t help but wonder why no one mentioned the Spring Penis Festival to me when I was in Japan.  I feel like the whole country was hiding this fabulous secret from me.  Apparently every March 15th hoardes of people (men, women, and children) get together to celebrate fertility by parading around in penis-mobiles, wearing cock masks, eating penis-shaped loaves of bread, and varied other schlongerific activities.  Photo evidence below.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.