Wiener Leggings: So Hot Right Now

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Is That A Cock Or Your Legs???

Just when we thought we’d seen it all, Bas Kosters has to go and print an unnecessary amount of dicks all over a pair of perfectly good leggings, and then call them, “Is That A Cock Or Your Legs?” Well, we’re pretty sure it’s a bajillion cocks ON our legs, but thanks for asking. Luckily these schlong leggings are also available for men too, so your guy doesn’t have to keep borrowing yours. Obviously you know that’d be a problem. Gah, he can be such a dick sometimes!

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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