Words to live by. With a few additions.

Written by Gary

Live by this, kids.


Drink like a fish that has a problem metabolizing alcohol. Have sex with many people, so when you find the one you know how to keep them. Don’t believe in the one until the day you find them. If something scares you, let that be the only reason you need to do it. If you want illegal drugs, take them. If you need illegal drugs, don’t. Don’t wait to get to know your parents as adults, even if you hate them. Take naps. Try Anal. Floss. And remember that there is no such thing as trying. And then drink.

About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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