WTF Spotting: The Barely-There CString

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

It ain’t nothing but a CString babbbby!

Psh, if you thought the g-string was skimpy, just wait until you get a load of the barely-there (uh, literally!) CString. Like a thong minus any side straps to keep it up (although according to testimonials it does magically stay in place), we think this new panty would be perfect for strippers, exotic dancers and your regular crotch flashing celebrities, like our dear old friend Lindsay Lohan. But hey, if you’re a normal gal who can’t stand the slightest hint of a panty line, maybe you should try it out too and let us know how it goes. We’d be particularly interested in hearing from chicks with boyfriends. Likeeeee, would they think the CString is hot? Ew, we hope not because we’ll probably just be sticking to our granny panties and lacy boy shorts anyway!

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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