Yet Another Way to Pass the Time

If its one thing us Generation Y’ers know is that NOTHING goes unnoticed or undocumented online anymore.  Whether its shots of your vag up on Perez Hilton or being Tweeted like 2 seconds after you say something at a birthday party, it’s about to be public knowledge and fast.  After a friend messaged me saying that the text from her to me ended up on a website, I thought it had to have been a mistake (PS- I may or may not have sent it to everyone on my blackberry messenger).  Then, there it was in black and white. First of all, how did it make the rounds to be on this site and second, thank you to whoever made it!

The miracle of a embarrassment machine/fun time while at work is www.textsfromlastnight.com.  Feel free to put up some of your hilarious texts because I will no doubt be reading them.

Here are definitely some of the better ones:

(281): I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him

(845): I love you
(720): are you drunk
(845): yes but I def love you, we should get married
(720): But I’m Jewish
(845): embrace Jesus

(312): i wonder why nobody wants to date me…im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for ‘a reason to get married?’
(312): i was like PREG?

(517): I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son’s teacher.

(651): By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don’t even have a boyfriend.

(813): I can’t find my pants or my car
(813): I didn’t even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell…
(561): ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well… so no big deal.

(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

(917): omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
(310): wait, who’s paul?
(917): exactly.

(217): I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
(847): haha no as long as you didn’t hook up with anybody after that.
(217): … oops

(202): it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had…what was i supposed to say? lol…i’ve had better times by myself. seriously.