FASHION Tops

Your Situation Is Showing

Written by Emily

If you get caught wearing this, it’s basically like wearing a “Yes! You can totally punch me in the face and I keep Snooki in my douche bag.” Ugh. As much as the Jersey Shore is my ultimate guilty pleasure, a part of me wishes they would all fall off a cliff somewhere. Like seriously though, nothing else could be douchier than wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and drinking Ed Hardy wine.

With Halloween around the corner, feel free to also use this in your Douche Bag costume. The ONLY person I’d like wearing this would be say a man of a huskier persuasion; perhaps in the 300 lbs. range?! Wear it for comic relief, not to get chicks because it’s a window of where I can punch you. To get more info, email thesituationshirt@gmail.com and go to TheSituationShirt.com.

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

2 Comments

  • Jersey Shore is my guilty pleasure too. However the only place that shirt should be worn is on the shore, or when Halloween comes around. If a guy wears that shirt , he deserves to get punch in the gut.