You’ve recently heard from boyfriend du jour “your ass is magical,” so you know it has the ability to change people for the better (or something like that), but did you know that what you put between your sweet cheeks has the potential to help heal the world, too? I’m talking thongs, ladies, so calm down. If you’re going to thong around town anyway, you may as well have a portion of your thongtastical proceeds go to fabulously righteous organizations like Breast Cancer Awareness (let’s face it, your ass can protect your boobs and that’s that literal definition of “symbiotic relationship”) and the Seven Bar Foundation.
Animal print thong by Hanky Panky, $24. “Uniting pink spotted leopard print and a magenta-toned lace waistband, the seamless style is the perfect way to support the important cause of Breast Cancer Awareness.”
Empowered by You Panty, $20. “This sexy thong is made with patented silicone flocking technology and side-seam fusion for a seamless and sexy second skin-fit. And for every pair sold, $1 goes to provide microloans to women in developing economies around the world.”