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5 Most Unfortunate Carrie Bradshaw Outfits

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Written by emilyc

Carrie Bradshaw kept it together the majority of the time when it came to outfit choices, and by together, I mean out of control in ensembles conjured up by Patricia Field that no one would dare wear in real life. That was great, though. What wasn’t great, was when Carrie was dressed to look like she just won a Dillard’s shopping spree in the 90s, had a grave aversion to quality fabrics, and got accessory advice from the manager of Claire’s in the local mall. Scroll down for some major faux pas, but be warned, you’re going to see a lot of ruffles and poly blend.

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Ah yes. Frequenting the Dress Barn clearance racks, I see.

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This must have been during the time of Avril Lavigne’s popularity.

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I saw this in Wet Seal in ’99. Ruching and snakeskin print. I just can’t.

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Her face says, “I know. I am aware of the monstrosity that is my poly blend belted dress.” I had one just like it at the advent of Forever 21.

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Classic early 2000s. This makes me worried about the fact that fashion is cyclical.

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About the author

emilyc

Emily is a New Yorker trapped in a Floridian's body and loves every minute of her big city life. With a major in international business and years of being surrounded by ill-fitting suits and all the wrong shoes, she learned that the importance of fashion needs to be communicated to the world. To her, fashion is on the same level as charity work and feeding hungry children. Emily can be found frolicking the streets of her gayborhood enjoying the off-color humor of the gays.

1 Comment

  • What a crappy article. First of all, number 1 and number 5 are cute. And second, I can think of 20 different outfits she wore throughout all the seasons that were 10000x more atrocious than these. Don’t write anymore articles, thx.