In the event that kitten heels are in next season, protect yourself and refrain from buying them. They’ve been known to cause such symptoms as IAB, also known as “Instant Adele Body,” characterized by an unflattering silhouette and shortening of the leg line. When it comes to heel-wearing, go big or go home and put on a flat.
Kitten heels have been spotted sneaking their way into H&M under the seemingly fun and trendy guise of fluorescent pink. Arm yourself with the knowledge that kitten heels are unacceptable for anyone who is not a judge in a court of law, a 1960s secretary in the Midwest, or Michelle Obama at some sort of somber funeral. You can avoid your own fashion funeral by avoiding the kitten heel before the sometimes twisted fashion world tries to make them a “thing” again.
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Some of us get tired of towering over people. We get tired of flats. High heels make us look like giraffes.
This is extremely bias, I believe. Kitten heels are adorable and look great with business attire. There’s no way i’m teaching on stilettos.
I’m guessing you mean “extremely biased.”
exactly! kitten heels are perfect for the office
Mrow! What a bitchy, jerky thing to say about Adele. You can’t discuss a type of shoe you don’t like without having to throw some random, snarky diss at Adele for no reason? You’ll never be half as attractive or talented as Adele, and unless you drop the attitude, a snarky, bitter, talentless blogger is as good as it will ever get for you.
Possibly the worst fashion advice ever. Congratulations on your achievement.
there is nthing wrong with kitten heels NOTHING! They are the most chic shoes worn from the 20’s to the 60;s. Valentino created studded kitten heels ands they are so dope, I dont know if yall watch the stupid show basketball wives made fun of a woman who wore then insted of those plateform sandals but they were sling back kitten heels so cute and summery. so i call bs on this trend!