Missing Coachella Isn’t A Big Deal, Here’s Why

In the event you’re missing Coachella right now and seething with jealousy over the endless stream of ferris wheel photos you’ve seen on Instagram over the past 48 hours or so, don’t worry. You’re really not missing out on much other than body odor and some live music. Last time I checked, you could refill your body odor need on a $2.25 subway ride to anywhere, and meet the live music quota in any public plaza. If that didn’t make you feel better, watch this: