FAMILY Pregnancy

I’m So Pregnant: An Informative Iggy Azalea Parody

I'm so pregnant parody
Written by Gary

The pitfalls of pregnancy, as illustrated in a parody of Iggy Azalea.

I'm so pregnant parody

Ask anyone, especially Bryce Gruber, and you will find out that pregnancy is no picnic. In the commercials they really make it look like having a baby is a magical experience, but they always forget to mention the swollen feet, fat ass, nausea, sleeplessness, and general discomfort that come with incubating a tiny human in your belly.

As a gay man who is never in any danger of becoming with child (trust me, I’ve tried), I feel it is my duty to spread the gospel about pregnancy being a 9-month life ruiner, and this parody of “I’m so Fancy” by Iggy Azalea does just that.

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When you have a baby in your belly, “fancy” is the last adjective you would use to describe yourself. So enjoy this heaping does of reproductive realness, and go get an IUD post haste!

 

 

 

 

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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