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No More Brangelina, No More Beautiful Babies

Written by Emily

It’s official according to News of the World.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split.  Their joint fortune of $322 million (£205 million) includes mansions in France, California and New Orleans will all be split down the middle.  They will also share custody of their litter of 6 kids equally.  No couples are safe, even they ones who are really, really, good looking babies!  Will there be a heated debate and end like Mr. and Mrs. Smith?!  No, probably not.  But that would be hot.  Really hot.  Like I-really-hope-a-sex-tape-leaks kinda hot.  No final documents are out yet, but the announcement is expected to be made soon.

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UPDATE: TMZ.com is now reporting that Brad and Angelina are NOT splitting up!!!  A rep for the couple calls the reports “B.S.”   PHEW now we can all sleep soundly.  I think we all know that once rumors like this start, sometimes there is a little truth. Until then relax and put the razor blades and tylenol away.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."