Somebody put wigs and beanies on these hairless cats because life is short and time is fleeting.
I know most people think hairless cats are totally ugly, and I can’t even argue. One day in the distant future I think I even might want a whole menagerie of these sphinx cats, because I plan to remain childless but hairless cats have babylike sensibilities without all the hassle of child rearing, diapers, and talking back. I want to train them how to do house chores for me, and at night I can send them out into the city to forage for riches and jewels. My dream is a mixture of genuine affection combined with a scene out of a more feline-focused version of Disney’s Aladdin.
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If you are having a bad day and need a laugh though, hopefully these hairless ‘thug life’ cats will make things a little bit better. If not, you’re just not down with the feline thug life version of a Disney movie I have mapped out in my head, and that’s on you, really.
