Thank you, Logic, for attempting to put those twi-hard tweens out of their imaginary love-triangle misery.
Vampires Can’t Get Twi-Hard
Edward Cullen is always limp.
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Ashley
a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.
uh, hello? rigor mortis. they are permanently hard.
choke on that.