Today’s thought in Russian is especially helpful when trying to make new boyfriends. In fact, as soon as you see what your new guy is working with, I suggest uttering this phrase.
Tvoy huy slishkam bolshoi, ostarozhna ne razarvyi. = Your penis is too huge, be careful or you’ll tear me apart.
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber