Pipedreams Products has released the “Finally Mylie” blow-up doll, a sex toy that bares an extreme likeness to the former Disney star. Miley is PISSED, mostly because when she signed away her brand to Pipedreams she figured they’d use her name to market bongs, not blow-up dolls (bada-bump-ting!). The box advertises the love doll with the “witty” quip, “Daddy’s Little Stoner Is Ready For U To Bone Her.” Gag me?
The 18-year-old has lawyered up, but I’m not too sure what legal argument she can use in court. She’s an adult. Most “somebodies” have blow-up dolls modeled after them (Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Jessica Simpson have all received the plastic sex-doll treatment). I’m sure Pipedreams is willing to battle it out after watching the doll fly off of shelves in 48 hours. It’s a hit of ‘Party in the USA’ proportions! …ugh.
