We thought we’d seen it all when pasties became a “popular” trend, but apparently nipple decorations are all the rage in fashion these days. Introducing Titty Twirlers: “the world’s finest propeller pasties.” Just like your breasts, no two Twirlers are alike. Thank goodness because we really wouldn’t want to run into anyone else whose breasts were taking flight. We can totally envision these being sold at Coachella though. I mean, can’t you imagine how many hippie chicks would be lovvvvving these????
Better be “perky” or you could cut yourself in half. LOL