All of the Flavor, None of the Commitment

Yes, in the literal sense, but not so much.  The fine creators of other drinks like “Cumocola,” “Jizzbull” and “Mountain Douche” brings you the new, 100% Natural (obviously) drink “Pussy!”  I can’t make this up kids!  Okay, maybe I made up the first three, but the last is totally real.  No pussy footing around it. Enjoy the taste of “Pussy” at your next office function, sports game or bar mitzvah (to check out some nice jewish pussies, click here. Don’t worry, its Kosher. You’ll be schtupping in no time.  OY!).

On their website, they say that Pussy is “spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.”  No arguments here! Even though Jim says “I mean if you could put your dick in it maybe, but i wouldn’t wanna drink a can of it,” I’m thinking during a big dry spell, this might quench the thirst (gross).

Since its only sold as of now in the UK, you’ll have to cross the pond to pick some up.  Finally a way to bring back some authentic London Pussy without the hassle of green cards!  If you are in the UK already, you’ll never have to worry about going home Pussy-less after a failed night at the club.  Grab two cans for a manage et trois!  SCORE!  Now finally you can get a decent tasting pussy with a nice can.

Pussy in A Can