All Of Our Favorite Childhood Toys, Dissected

I don’t know if you were the kind of kid that shaved Barbies bald, drew pentagrams over their eyes, sawed their arms off and hung them from ceiling fans, but I certainly was. I was always disappointed when my toys were nothing more but a hollow plastic shell. Chalk it up to childhood curiosity.

jason freeny toy sculptures
Jason Freeny, a Maryland-based designer has turned this morbid curiosity into a revenue stream, taking these childhood toy favorites, sculpting their grotesque insides, and then charging between $1K and $8K for each sculpture. To offer you a pun, that’s a lot of bones to spend on a lot of bones. The end result is slightly whimsical, slightly morbid, and super campy. So if you are a nostalgic type with an eclectic apartment, you might consider adding one of these cute little bastards to your decor.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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