Cutting Off Your Penis Is More Of A Blessing

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Wu-Tang Clan member says cutting off his penis was more of a blessing. 

So you may not know, but in April, Andre Johnson cut off his penis in a drug fueled rampage. Yes, that happened. It was also said that doctors were able to reattach his penis. Apparently, they weren’t and Andre thinks this is more of a blessing than anything.

Johnson spoke with the NYDailyNews and said that the surgeons weren’t able to attach the penis but that he still has a little bit left. That’s not even where things get interesting. He also said, “I always say a penis is a penis. And the sensation is still there. I definitely still get extremely aroused if I see a beautiful woman. That being said, I definitely believe sex is for mortals, and I am god. So this is a blessing, not a curse.

Wait. Let’s review. Basically, only us mere peasants have sex but if you don’t have sex you’re than godlike. Right?

I would love to really know his logic in this whole statement. How does this make sense at all? Whatever. Johnson plans on writing more music so there’s that. Enjoy.

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Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.

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