TweetSeriously Hostess?! Twinkees, HoHos, Ding Dongs (which all have sexual connotations which I...
Author - Emily
Want To Make Retail Life Interesting?
TweetI worked in retail for longer than I ever wanted. My first retail job was at Best Buy and...
SOMEONE STOP DANIELLE STAUB!!
Tweet Photo Credit: NBCU This woman is on a rampage and needs to be stopped. NOW! I wrote back in...
They Say “Love Is Blind”
TweetI’m not even going to judge this happy couple. Okay, yes I totally am. What the crap is...
Be Just Like Heidi Montag!
TweetWant to put out an album that costs your whole life’s fortune and sell only 654 copies...
How To Throw The Best Baby Shower
TweetOk, I don’t have a baby, but I’ve been to enough showers now to know what is...
Alyssa Milano Will Now Stalk You
TweetI love Twitter. Like a lot a lot. Probably too much. Never before have I found something that...
Thought Your Burritos Were Original?
TweetHi, I’m Emily and I’m addicted to Mexican food. It’s no secret that...
Do You Want Panties “New” Or “Used”
TweetThanks K-Mart for the ambiguous ad. I saw this and was extremely confused. Are you selling...
Looking For A Bro With Fancy Footwork
Tweet I’ve said it once and I’ll shout it from the rooftops: “I LOVE CRAIGSLIST...