They Say “Love Is Blind”

Written by Emily

I’m not even going to judge this happy couple. Okay, yes I totally am. What the crap is going on here? She’s like 80-ish and he’s definitely in his younger 20s, the mustache isn’t fooling me. I don’t know if they are the Portuguese version of Harold and Maude but ickyyyy. The one thing I can say is that I’m definitely enjoying all the fried food selection at the table. Jalapeño poppers?! Pigs in a blanket?! Heck yes!

One thing I can say about this lovely bride is that she’s one-upping me in the marriage category, but I’m one-upping her in the arm flab/mole category. In case you are wondering, O que deus uniu o homem não separe loosely means “What God has brought together, man must not separate.” Adorable. Congrats to the happy couple that would probably be illegal in most other countries.

About the author


a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."


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