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Store Your Dead Father’s Ashes in an Urn Shaped Like His Head
TweetWhen I die, I want my ashes poured into a solid gold glitter unicorn statue in the middle of a...
Five Photos of the Most Narcissistic Photoshopped Guy on The...
TweetIf you have never seen photos of Ahmed Angel, you are missing out. I don’t know whether...
Teen Model or 72 Year Old Man? You Be the Judge
TweetI have finally figured out what I want to be when I get super-old; a teen model. Asia has...
Black Cow: The World’s First Vodka Made From Cow Milk
TweetIt always surprises me when they come up with new ingredients to create vodka, since I always...
How to Tell if You Are in North Florida For Christmas
TweetAs anyone who has ever met me can tell you, I grew up in North Florida. Since Florida is...
Five Ways to Appreciate Your Body When You Are Young
TweetThere are plenty of ways in which life fucks you over, but perhaps the most annoying is the...
RIP Puss in Boots: Visit the Freaky Cat Museum in Sarawak...
TweetIf these images of taxidermied cats don’t give you nightmares, then either you are a...
Behold the Sexy: The Male Pinup Biker Chicks of Ducati Dealer...
TweetI don’t know if you caught our super sexy male cabdrivers of New York post earlier this...
Spend the Night in a Hotel Room Shaped Like a Human Colon
TweetI am an ass man. In case you didn’t know, that means I like most things about the human...