Dear New Moms of the World,
This is a boob alert. Your boobs are probably ginormus right now, and your old bra is probably like 4 cup sizes too small now that you’ve got two giant milk balloons strapped to your chest. Sadly, most nursing bras are horrendous looking and will do nothing in the way of keeping your man attracted to you. In promising news, Le Mystere has the sexiest nursing bra ever. Go ahead and wear it. You’ll probably get pregnant all over again.
Sincerely,
Bryce Gruber, veteran mom and dairy source
