Thanksgiving is always so predictable. You show up at your grandma’s house with the entire family in tow (it seems like almost everyone is wearing a stupid sweater), you eat some turkey, stuff yourself silly with stuffing, then collapse on the couch to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade before you do it all over again for dinner. Sound familiar? Then this year, why not spice things up with a ridiculous turkey mask? Just show up, refuse to take this baby off all day and see how many cousins you can make pee in their pants. We also highly recommend taking a family photo with the turkey mask on, and hell, even using it as your Christmas card. It’s no Kardashian portrait, but hey, who can really compete with that family anyway?
