Who the eff thought of this?! Seriously, if you’re the type of fool to be eating Bob Evans to begin with, you’re probably wondering why you can’t get that last pesky 45 pounds off also. This gravy dispensing machine is just one more step in our never ending quest to make all Americans eligible to be contestants on The Biggest Loser.
Via Gizmodo
WTF? Please tell me this is a joke!