While I was busy getting black out drunk this weekend, three of my favorite tabloid messes were making major moves.
Kim Kardashian, “conflicted” about her divorce, flew to Minnesota to talk shop with her ex-husband. Not to be a jerk, but not rushing into things like marriage and divorce could’ve prevented some of this mess. The couple allegedly has plans to meet with the pastor who married them for what seems to be a post-marriage counseling sesh. Typically what you’d do *before* filing for divorce, but I’m not rich and famous so what do I know? [TMZ]
Biebz has agreed to take a paternity test two weeks from now when he returns from Europe. Apparently, the baby momma is facing jail time for unrelated charges — so if the test proves The Boy Is His, the “Baby” singer could be touring with his baby in tow. Not chic. [MTV]
LiLo went to jail, but left hours later due to overcrowding. Shouldn’t this woman have a presidential jail cell or a permanent prison address by now? [MSNBC]
