Date a Korean, Before They’re Gone!

I’ve posted in the past about Jewish boys loving Asian women.  Now I’m pleading with you, the general public, to find a Korean and make a baby… fast.  According to telegraph.co.uk, South Korea’s birthrate is next to nil, and they need to make some babies ASAP.  They might be wiped off the map before Kim Jong Il even gets a chance to mess with his neighbors!

According to the Telegraph, “Mass blind dates are common in South Korea, but the city of Asan is believed to be the first city government to play Cupid.

‘Matchmaking is no longer a personal business, it’s the duty of the nation,’ Yu Yang-Sun, a municipal official organising the recent event, told AFP in the city 50 miles south of Seoul.”

Jewish boys and Americans with Asian fetishes… STEP UP TO THE PLATE. Be socially responsible, breed with a Korean, or by the time we’re all grey-haired and crusty, kimchi may be a relic of the 20th century.

If you’re considering helping the world, culture, and society as a whole by getting busy (sans condom) with your nearest and dearest Korean friend, here are some benefits you’ll enjoy in your upcoming offspring:

• shiny black hair
• a near guarantee of being a doctor
• a natural love of spicy foods
• Hello Kitty fascination
• the ability to look super-cool in a tricked out Honda Civic

Some famous half Asian babies:

Kimora Lee Simmons, Tiger Woods, and Keanu Reeves… all winners.  Any one of them could be YOUR baby!