Derriere Spotting: The Butt Crack Dress

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Oh hey girl, nice ass.

Dance! Too much booty in the pants! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! Haha okay, but seriously people—a dress that has no ass? What was this Etsy seller thinking? If you’re going to make a dress that has no ass, why not at least make the whole thing sexy? I don’t think I would wear this dress inside the house, much less out. If that doesn’t tell you something about a piece of clothing, then I don’t know what does. LOL. It’s also ironic that it’s called a “Super Sexy Dress.” Ummm, not so much!

image via geekologie.com

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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