When you are in your early twenties, your only drinking problem is figuring out how to smuggle a plastic handle of vodka into the club using nothing but your Kate Spade clutch and good looks. In your thirties, the hangovers start taking days to abate, and you start to wonder if maybe it is time to slow down. I will admit that as a “social” gay guy in my early thirties (and by “social”, I mean “slutty”, and by “early thirties” I mean 31) I have often wondered if I might have a slight problem with the booze.
So here are some ways I devised to tell whether or not its time to jump on the wagon. Click through the slideshow to gain access to all my liquor-soaked knowledge!